Death and Scooters

Today, returning from lunch, 2 cars simultaneously swerved over into my lane. They did this because their lane had stopped and they were too damned impatient to wait it out.  I dodged the first one, almost laying the bike down.  As I was getting the bike righted, the 2nd car swerved into my lane.  I seriously thought that I was a gonner. 

I punched his drivers side window partially out of anger but mostly in order to brace myself.  I looked up and cars were coming in the oncoming lane but there was a small window so I swerved across to the sidewalk and prayed that no one was on it.  After that I sat for a few minutes and regained my composure before continuing back to work.

I have 2 things to say:

1. I am very fortunate to have had a clear, albeit small, window of opportunity to get out of harms way.  And......
2. Fuck those assholes that pulled over on me.  May they wear feces as mustaches for eternity.