292 posts tagged “qotd”

What is the quickest false assumption people make about you?
Submitted by JJ.

Everyone thinks that I am of the opposite political affiliation of them.  I think it is because everyone thinks that you have to be Democrat or Republican and I am neither. From my perspective, Republicans and Democrats are the same party.

If you could, which film would you un-watch or which book would you un-read?
Submitted by Kate.

I would un-watch that goatse link that Mainmor sent to me.

I am a farmer who raise ducks and cows. The animals have a total of 9 heads and 26 feet. How many ducks and cows do I have?
Submitted by The BlueTie.

5 ducks

4 cows

1 ridiculous question

What part of your childhood do you miss the most?
Submitted by Maretta.

There are lots of things to choose from here.  I will just make a list:

• Lack of real responsibility.
• Living for free.
• Running for the sake of running.  This is a big one for me.  Now that I am near 40, I don't know that I would run if a pack of dogs were on me.  As a kid, I remember running just to run...big smile on my face, laughing exuberantly.
• Ample time to do things you want to do.  Now life seems to be bogged down with "have to do" stuff.
• Being the kid in the family instead of the parent.  There is a huge difference.

All of that being said, I think the thing I miss most is the level of joy that kids can achieve.  As adults, we become jaded, we have experienced more things and we are too damned tired to have that level of excitement anymore.

What is the biggest lie you've told?
Submitted by lazywong.

My favorite color is green.

I have told people that since I was a little kid.  I actually do not have a favorite color.  I just got tired of people asking me.  It was like I had to have a favorite color or I was a freak so, I decided to say it was green, same as my Dad.

If you could do anything you want tomorrow, what would it be?
Submitted by Becca-Pink.

Be lazy all day - no kids, no work, no obligations....but just for one day. I would start missing the little buggers after a few hours of "me" time.

Out of anyone in your address book, with whom would you most like to have lunch today?

My Wife.

What is your personal motto?

Never put off till tomorrow something you can outsource today.

What are five things that make you unique?
Submitted by RA<3TA.

I got the wifey to answer this one:

1. My abnormally round head.
2. My ability to retain useless information.
3. I have a great laugh.
4. I like all different kinds of people.
5. I am actually honest.

Now let me explain a few of them:

1. My head is, in fact, super-round.  I am glad since I shave it.
2. I could have cured cancer but decided to memorize things that only come in handy at parties.
   
3. I don't know about the laugh....I guess it is great if you like someone cackling like a hyena.
4. I do really like different types of people.  I have friends that span from 60+ black Muslim women to pasty white boys that are trying to save the world as long as it doesn't shorten their access to the vagina. =p
5. If you want my honest opinion, you will get it.  Sometimes you will get it even if it is not requested.  That is the downside to it.  The upside is that I will be brutally honest about anything even my own shortcomings.  It all comes from being taught as a child(via Fred Rogers) to never lie.  I took it very seriously.  Couple that with my frequent beatings from my parents when I broke the "no lying" rule over the years and you have me - A guy that will tell you exactly how his hemorrhoids feel on a daily basis.
   

Honorable Mention goes to me being half fur-ball on my mother's side.  I am generally the hairiest person in the room at all times.  I can't wait to get old and wear a speedo to the beach just to gross out the young folks. 

How have you changed in the past year?
Submitted by littleduckling.

I procreated.